adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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