I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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