I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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