I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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