There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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