Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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