you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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