was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Holy sore nipples Batman
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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