Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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