i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
