did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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