she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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