you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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