worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
That accounts for only three of the penises
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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