he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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