So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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