I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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