her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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