I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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