Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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