So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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