she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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