If i come over, it means nothing
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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