I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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