So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
