The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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