I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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