I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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