What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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