i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
