spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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