the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I forget how to act sober
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