He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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