my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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