went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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