This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
