She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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