I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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