Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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