He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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