She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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