I just made out with a guy for $7.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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