Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
