dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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