i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
