You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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