you win again, gameday.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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