Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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