google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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