Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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