: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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