Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I've blown a few things in my day
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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