I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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