how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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